BCLSB EXCLUSIVE: Taped Secret Convo of Evan Solomon With Art Client
The following is a transcript of secretly taped phone conversation between Ex-CBCer Evan Solomon and one of the art collecting guys he was doing deals with. Gives an exclusive look at the whole "high-end" art community and the shit they get up to. ES: This one here is a Jan Weenix, from the Dutch Golden Age. "Still Life With Dead Parrot", they call it. Note the bright colours. Almost to Group of 7 levels, and they claim the bird stands for Jesus. Whatcha say? Guy's contemporary with Rembrandt, but Rembrandt commands major scratch. This I can get you for 20 large, with a 5% off if you buy a second Weenix, maybe "Still Life With Dead Snake". JB: It's a bit dark for my pool room; do you have something that will go with puce? ES: I can get a version of it where the parrot is yellow. JB: Fair enough. And...do I get points? ES: Bring your card and we can swipe it on delivery. JB: OK. What else you got? ES: Looted Aztec death...